Frasier: Well there's not any easy way to tell. [If Gretchen's husband is having an affair]
Roz: Oh yes there is.
Frasier: Well, Gretchen, you're in luck! We have here in our studio today, one of the worlds five leading Bunson (Affair) Experts!
Frasier: You see, its not that easy! I know this woman! She does not deal with confrontation very well! I once questioned the political correctnous of her serving veal!(?) An hour later, we found her locked in the garage with the engine running on her golf cut!(caddy?)
Roz: Wow! Its Maris!
Daphne?: Did I ever mention that one of my ancestors was a mutineer on the 'HMS Bounty'?
Martin: No kidding!
Daphne: Well, from what we could gather, he made it safely to Pitcairn Island, where it was quite fruitful and multiplied! You know, for all I know, there's some girl who looks exactly like me, running around the south seas, frolocking in the surf all tanned, skinned, and bare-breasted...
(Niles snaps a stick)
Niles: (Nervous)...So you want to built a two masted schooner!
Gretchen: (On the show) I'm not sure there's a traslation for it. The closest is 'Not Quite Human Woman'.
Daphne: [about the model boat Niles and Martin are building] Schooner? I thought it was a frigate.
Niles: No, a frigate was a forein halved mainsail.(?)
Daphne: No, no, That a brigatier.(?)
Niles: Oh, you're right. Then whats a frigate?
Martin: Its when you just don't give a damn anymore!
Frasier: Oh, thats all we need, Niles and Fourth language!
Niles: [To Gunar] You would not know about any of that would you?
Niles: You would not know the meaning of the word rectitude!
Frasier: Niles, he would not know the meaning of the word dog, cat or pencil - HE DOES NOT SPEAK ANY ENGLISH, remember?!
Frasier: Apparently, she worked for an German family in Guatemala... just after the war...